Hazelnut Martini

Look, I'm a pretty nuanced guy. I like shades of gray. I think opinions are like assholes, everyones got one and most stink.

But there are some things that are clearly evil. Here's my list (in no goddamned order):

1. Hazelnut Martini
2. Chocolate Martini
3. Dick Cheney
4. The Dallas Cowboys (especially after this weekend)
5. Any sort of fruit Martini
6. iPods
7. ELO
8. The yellow jacket nest I "discovered" this summer
9. Any Martini that is not vodka, vodka with peppered vodka, vodka and vodka with something harsh or spicy in it, or gin, you happy Adam?
10. Dick Cheney with a shotgun

There you have it